TheDailyWTF.com on programmers:
"We work in a field that ... oh ... how do you say ... doesn't quite list "suave" as a top characteristic of its members. Worse yet, we're governed by the Steve Rule (you know, the one that goes something like in a random sample of programmers, there will be more named Steve then there will be females), which makes it even harder for us to find that significant other. "
Good thing I found mine! ;)