Sorry D'Arcy but I got this in my email today. I attribute it to my unique ability to take Nabob coffee and make it taste like its Starbucks.

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Dear Steven Rockarts,

Congratulations! We are pleased to present you with the 2007 Microsoft® MVP Award!

The Microsoft MVP Award is our way of saying thank you and to honor and support the significant contributions you make to communities worldwide (or just at work). As a recipient of Microsoft’s Most Valuable Professional award, you join an elite group of technical community leaders from around the world who foster the free and objective exchange of knowledge by actively sharing your real world expertise with users and Microsoft.  Microsoft salutes all MVPs for promoting the spirit of community and enhancing people’s lives and the industry’s success everyday.  To learn more about the MVP Program, visit: www.microsoft.com/mvp.

Your extraordinary efforts in Making coffee every morning at the office and making it PERFECTLY during the past year are greatly appreciated. The benefits you will enjoy as a recipient of the MVP Award are outlined below.
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The secret to achieving this MVP status is actually to go above and beyond in the coffee making newsgroups and forums. Its not actually about making coffee.